the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
I could never be a stand up comedian I would never get through set because I’d be laughing so hard at what I was about to say
My Printer Has An Angry Birds App & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
not being drunk is so awful